A married couple from the city retreats to a secluded land of talking animals where they learn the true meaning of family.

Did fame, wealth, and power bring me love and happiness? No. But did I at least remember which closet I put my sled in? Also no.

A homophobe in red boots has to piss so bad he abducts a ballerina.

Joaquin Phoenix fucks a sand-hole and gets kicked out of Sears.