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  • Death Line

    Death Line


    An enjoyably low-key English horror with Donald Pleasence as a police inspector investigating the possible disappearance of a posh twit in the underground (which the English used to call subways before the unfortunate incident with the sandwich chain). Pleasence is having a great time, possibly believing he's in a different movie altogether. Christopher Lee appears for one (1) scene, and his face-off with Pleasence -- which serves no narrative function and which I assume was included only because the filmmaker…

  • A Serious Man

    A Serious Man


    It would be an honor to be cucked by Sy Ableman.

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  • Arrival



    Forest Whitaker's accent should have resulted in jail time.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    FIRST OF ALL: This movie is called WW84. The title appears onscreen three times, and each time it is "WW84." Listen to a movie when it tells you what its name is! I will become a full-time film critic again just to die on this hill.

    I think the point the movie is trying to make in the end (and doing a poor job of it) is that you shouldn't dwell on what could have happened, or even what *should*…