Perhaps only Nic Cage could star in a movie that’s even more meta than the one where he plays Charlie Kaufman

Alternate Titles:
-Jurassic World: Dumb Endin’
-The Locust World: Jurassic Park
-Jurassic World: Minions: The Rise of Wu
-Dodgson: A True Undercooked Story
-Jurassic World: Bare Minimum
-Jurassic Park 6-stink-tion
-Jurassic World 3: Dominishin’ Return
-Giganot-Another-Weak-Movie-Saurus
-Jurassic Park: Raptorlife

If you watch this while focusing on whatever Sam Rockwell is doing in the background at any given moment it’s like a whole extra mini movie

[Principal Skinner]:

Am I so out of touch?

No. It’s the children who are wrong.