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  • Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Basic fucking Instinct are you literally fucking kidding me I hate this guy

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★½

    THE. SOUNDS. 

    Listening to this masterpiece makes me feel like centipedes are crawling in my veins. This shit is so gnarly even to this day I kind of don’t understand the people who say this is mediocre or even (GASP!) outdated. I respect it though. Definitely not a film for everybody but for the people like me who live and breathe horror... this is GOURMET *chef kiss*