Erin Smith

Ratings are proximity to "the ideal film." Reviews are quick thoughts cranked out right after watching - otherwise, I'd be here all night!

Favorite films

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • The Witches of Eastwick
  • Fantastic Planet
  • Midnight Cowboy

Recent activity

  • Midsommar


  • Cléo from 5 to 7


  • Welcome to the Dollhouse


  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

Recent reviews

  • Midsommar



    Overlong, dragging out every moment (we get it already!!), with all the scares too protracted to even function as scares, without cinematography good enough to make it bearable. Characters who are barely sketches (grieving, studious, horny) or in Christian's case, an undulating ombre of whatever the movie needs at that moment, abruptly whipping from sadsack doormat, to thesis-obsessed snake, to drugged, confused shell. I think what makes Ari Aster so insufferable to me is, like Mike Flanagan, he seems to have absolutely zero sense of humor about his work.

    Also, this movie is just, incredibly xenophobic towards Scandinavian culture!!

  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    Cléo from 5 to 7


    A vain woman walks around the city while awaiting medical test results. The cinematography is gorgeous — pan-tilts whipping between objects, between doorknobs; the dazzling color opening sequence; a shot of the pianist's head just poking above the piano; Cleo and the soldier framed between two trees; sumptuous driving shots, the car's windshield a bisected frame. But, like the person Cléo is or seemingly aspires to be, there doesn't seem to be much below the surface.

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