Favorite films

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  TÁR 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2023

  I’ll romanticize the cancellation of Lydia Tar if i want to.

  A Woman Under The Influence meets Opening Night but instead of Gena Rowlands it’s Cate Blanchett and me having the profound realization that Cate Blanchett is the modern day Gena Rowlands.

  I could write multiple paragraphs about this movie and compare it to a bunch of different things, but the easiest way to put it is that this is basically if John Cassavetes did a subtle Joker but the…

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  Bad Lieutenant 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2022 2

  The original Uncut Gems... but alot cooler.

  It's Mr. White with his dick out doing a extreme amount of drugs. I want him to blow my fucking head off. Harvey Keitel is so hot.

  Maybe this is sick but i am a psychopath so the scene where he pulls those girls over and jacks off next to the car. I'm a feminist BUT Harvey Keitel doesn't have to ask me twice.

  Such a great performance. Such a depressing character. So raw!!

  Fucking baseball baby!! 🚬🥃🧢⚾️🏟️

Recent reviews

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2023

  This was excellent.

  I always avoid watching movies with these suicide/ableism/sexual assault subjects because I am a bipolar person but this was portrayed in a way… I am a so mesmerized.

  This was ART.

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  Do Revenge 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  I don’t care what any of the reviews say. I’m 30 years old and this was one of the best modern day teen movies I’ve seen as of recent (and I grew up with Mean Girls). & the plot twist oh my god!! I love!!

  Also love seeing a Latina bitch slap a white guy.

Popular reviews

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  Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

  ★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2022 1

  I only saw this movie so i could tell everyone that i saw this movie and so i could ask other people if they've seen it and when they say they haven't i can say "oh my god you haven't seen Bodies Bodies Bodies?!".

  
  We all need something to make us feel young and hip again...

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2022

  American Psycho for girls. She's just like me fr. After seeing Mia Goth's acting performance my life will never be the same. I feel blessed. This is the best movie of 2022. 

  Also not gonna lie it made me horny.