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  • Caché

    Caché

    ★★★★

    Juliette Binoche nervously tearing up with an Eminem poster behind her... that’s the 2000s

  • Notes on a Scandal

    Notes on a Scandal

    ★★★★

    Judi Dench in                          Rosamund Pike in
    Notes on a Scandal      🤝    Gone Girl

    Oscar nominated unreliable narrators    who say “jettisoned”  

  • Doubt

    Doubt

    ★★★½

    “That was the best acting I’ve ever seen in my whole life.”- my closeted ass after driving an hour to see Doubt (2008) in theaters in high school

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★

    liked this a lot more than when i saw it in theaters 


    that being said............ more like Intersmellar 😜

  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness

    ★★★

    that part in Riverdale where Cole Sprouse goes “I’m weird. I’m a weirdo,” but 2.5 hours. not bad

  • Lady Snowblood

    Lady Snowblood

    ★★★★

    *Ina Garten voice*

    Today I’m making a Lady Snowblood. 

    For this recipe I like to start with 1 cup of finely tuned fury, which I’ve been simmering for at least 2 decades. Now I’ll add in 2 parts of really good, really fluffy snowflakes and 3 parts of red, and I mean red, blood. The redder, the better, as I like to say.

    Then I’ll just mix them together with my sword. (If you don’t have time to craft your…

  • Little Sister

    Little Sister

    ★★★★

    exquisite

  • Hope Springs

    Hope Springs

    ★★½

    I think Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones are very good in this otherwise underdeveloped and quite mediocre production!!!

  • Birth

    Birth

    ★★★★

    Contains one the absolute greatest performances of the 2000s

    I’m referring of course to Anne Heche

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★

    was more emotionally invested in Harley Quinn getting a breakfast sandwich than anything in Joker

  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    ★★★

    “So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff. Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough”-My Chemical Romance

  • Any Number Can Win

    Any Number Can Win

    ★★★★

    very solid heist movie with one of the best endings I’ve seen in a while. also Alain Delon wears a skimpy swimsuit in this