• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★★½

    Studios would never fund it these days but I sure do wish 3 hour westerm epics were still a thing. Fuck a comic book movies, give me some sun-bleached, chapped-lipped, conniving greasy fucks fighting over buried treasure in the desert.

  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    ★★★

    Tom & Jerry and it's hundreds of needless needle drops and anti-comedy is even more upsetting in the wake of finally checking this out.

    Joe Dante makes good movies!

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    why are we still making new movies when this perfected the art form

  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry

    ★★

    If you love Colin Jost's wooden delivery of bad comedy lines boy do I have the movie for you!

    Why can't we get a Tom & Jerry movie with just them fighting and not have to encase it within a dumb movie about a couple who probably shouldn't be married getting married? Who asked for this?

  • Thor: The Dark World

    Thor: The Dark World

    ★★

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    Goddamm this is boring.

  • Thor

    Thor

    ★★½

    I've seen every MCU film except for the first two Thor movies and am cracking up at Loki apparently being originally a frost orphan or some stupid shit? Never is mentioned or alluded to in any of the other movies he's in. I mean I know this movie is forgettable and sucks but still why??

  • Touch of Death

    Touch of Death

    ★★

    Fulci does not know how to write comedy that doesn't come off as cheesy Troma-ass level camp. Stick to what you're good at my dear boy.

  • Amanda & The Alien

    Amanda & The Alien

    ★★★

    "I saw it on Star Trek."
    "...Star Trek..."

    Species / Amanda and the Alien / Tammy and the T-Rex triple feature when??

    This is so goddamn out there and I hope somebody gives it the works treatment. I'd love to see this with a rowdy crowd.

  • The Kid Detective

    The Kid Detective

    ★★★★

    "I'm not afraid of you."
    "Nobody is."

    I've been craving another dark comedy detective story since Mystery Team and this exceeded every one of my expectations.

    Don't sleep on it.

  • Alien Intruder

    Alien Intruder

    Even by PM Entertainment standards this is an incomprehensible and upsetting disappointment with how dumb the one-sheet is.

  • Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder

    ★★★★

    If you don't love a movie where Roy Schneider and Malcolm McDowell are battling helicopter pilots and have a helicopter chase through downtown LA that ends with a freight train smashing into an exploding heli then you should get in the sea.

    Jawdropping shock at realizing during the credits that Dan O'Bannon cowrote this.

  • Rage

    Rage

    ★★½

    Screaming at the PM Entertainment logo unexpectedly popping up while randomly watching some trash action on Prime like it's a John Williams score opening Star Wars.

    The actual film though? Mostly shit but there's a lot of incredibly unsafe stunt work that's fun to wince at.