• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


    Studios would never fund it these days but I sure do wish 3 hour westerm epics were still a thing. Fuck a comic book movies, give me some sun-bleached, chapped-lipped, conniving greasy fucks fighting over buried treasure in the desert.

  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action

    Looney Tunes: Back in Action


    Tom & Jerry and it's hundreds of needless needle drops and anti-comedy is even more upsetting in the wake of finally checking this out.

    Joe Dante makes good movies!

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men


    why are we still making new movies when this perfected the art form

  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry


    If you love Colin Jost's wooden delivery of bad comedy lines boy do I have the movie for you!

    Why can't we get a Tom & Jerry movie with just them fighting and not have to encase it within a dumb movie about a couple who probably shouldn't be married getting married? Who asked for this?

  • Thor: The Dark World

    Thor: The Dark World


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    Goddamm this is boring.

  • Thor



    I've seen every MCU film except for the first two Thor movies and am cracking up at Loki apparently being originally a frost orphan or some stupid shit? Never is mentioned or alluded to in any of the other movies he's in. I mean I know this movie is forgettable and sucks but still why??

  • Touch of Death

    Touch of Death


    Fulci does not know how to write comedy that doesn't come off as cheesy Troma-ass level camp. Stick to what you're good at my dear boy.

  • Amanda & The Alien

    Amanda & The Alien


    "I saw it on Star Trek."
    "...Star Trek..."

    Species / Amanda and the Alien / Tammy and the T-Rex triple feature when??

    This is so goddamn out there and I hope somebody gives it the works treatment. I'd love to see this with a rowdy crowd.

  • The Kid Detective

    The Kid Detective


    "I'm not afraid of you."
    "Nobody is."

    I've been craving another dark comedy detective story since Mystery Team and this exceeded every one of my expectations.

    Don't sleep on it.

  • Alien Intruder

    Alien Intruder

    Even by PM Entertainment standards this is an incomprehensible and upsetting disappointment with how dumb the one-sheet is.

  • Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder


    If you don't love a movie where Roy Schneider and Malcolm McDowell are battling helicopter pilots and have a helicopter chase through downtown LA that ends with a freight train smashing into an exploding heli then you should get in the sea.

    Jawdropping shock at realizing during the credits that Dan O'Bannon cowrote this.

  • Rage



    Screaming at the PM Entertainment logo unexpectedly popping up while randomly watching some trash action on Prime like it's a John Williams score opening Star Wars.

    The actual film though? Mostly shit but there's a lot of incredibly unsafe stunt work that's fun to wince at.