Studios would never fund it these days but I sure do wish 3 hour westerm epics were still a thing. Fuck a comic book movies, give me some sun-bleached, chapped-lipped, conniving greasy fucks fighting over buried treasure in the desert.
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Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003
Tom & Jerry and it's hundreds of needless needle drops and anti-comedy is even more upsetting in the wake of finally checking this out.
Joe Dante makes good movies!
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Tom & Jerry 2021
If you love Colin Jost's wooden delivery of bad comedy lines boy do I have the movie for you!
Why can't we get a Tom & Jerry movie with just them fighting and not have to encase it within a dumb movie about a couple who probably shouldn't be married getting married? Who asked for this?
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Touch of Death 1988
Fulci does not know how to write comedy that doesn't come off as cheesy Troma-ass level camp. Stick to what you're good at my dear boy.
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Amanda & The Alien 1995
"I saw it on Star Trek."
"...Star Trek..."Species / Amanda and the Alien / Tammy and the T-Rex triple feature when??
This is so goddamn out there and I hope somebody gives it the works treatment. I'd love to see this with a rowdy crowd.
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The Kid Detective 2020
"I'm not afraid of you."
"Nobody is."I've been craving another dark comedy detective story since Mystery Team and this exceeded every one of my expectations.
Don't sleep on it.
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Alien Intruder 1993
Even by PM Entertainment standards this is an incomprehensible and upsetting disappointment with how dumb the one-sheet is.
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Blue Thunder 1983
If you don't love a movie where Roy Schneider and Malcolm McDowell are battling helicopter pilots and have a helicopter chase through downtown LA that ends with a freight train smashing into an exploding heli then you should get in the sea.
Jawdropping shock at realizing during the credits that Dan O'Bannon cowrote this.
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