• Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster

    Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster

    ★★

    The cool new thing about MAX is how you turn on a documentary, thinking that it's something HBO did, only for it to be some poorly produced Investigation Discovery trash.

  • Last Flag Flying

    Last Flag Flying

    ★★★★

    "Pain is pain."

  • Garden of the Dead

    Garden of the Dead

    ★½

    That feeling of elation when you see a film open with a Troma title card only to be swiftly followed by immense disappointment when you remember the kinds of fare that Troma released.

    😀😔🙃

  • The Raven

    The Raven

    ★★★

    Vincent Price coming in hot with an all-timer "ain't I a real stinker" performance.

  • Spotlight

    Spotlight

    ★★★★

    A bit nuts that the guy that portrayed the shitty reporter in The Wire s05 did this. Kind of itching for an entire series like The Wire on an investigative journalism unit.

  • Sorcerer

    Sorcerer

    ★★★★★

    I am a huge dumbass. Always kind of avoided this because I always thought that given its nomenclature that this was a Friedkin fantasy epic and as much as I love Friedkin that's not something I'm really interested in. It wasn't until I finally watched the trailer a couple months ago that I was immediately perplexed. Looks like world-trotting heist film?? Lets go??? WRONG

    Never in a million fucking years would I have guessed that this was about men slowly…

  • Operation: Rabbit

    Operation: Rabbit

    ★★★★

    Wile E Coyote can talk????????

  • Fast X

    Fast X

    ★★½

    They put the Joker into a Fast and Furious and it doesn't really work and kind of sucks but seeing this trash with a roaring crowd having the time of their life is hard to get mad at.

    I'd be lying if I said I'm not there opening night to see how they drive themselves out of this one.

  • F9

    F9

    ★★★★

    space, camp.

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five

    ★★★★

    Sure hope Vin can ditch his ego because Dom is such a more interesting character when paired with The Rock.

  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    Heat hits even harder after having read Heat 2. Please god let Heat 2 happen.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★

    Maybe the first of these big dumb comic book movies that's felt like an actual movie movie.