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  • In Bruges
  • Moonlight
  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • The Master

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  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★

  • Eternals

    ★★★★

  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★★

  • Jungle Cruise

    ★★★

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  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    No thank you, I'm good!

    EDIT: One of these stars is for Carrie Coon, and the other is for both Paul Rudd and Muncher. They have to share.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Oh no I think this and Black Widow are both top ten MCU movies and now I am doomed to argue with nerds about it forever :(

    This movie ends with a colossal space-god turning into stone while it emerges from the ocean, and now the MCU version of earth just has a big stone space god sticking out of the ocean. Fuck yes! Leave me alone please!

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So so so good, and upsetting, and shockingly heartwarming. To be French is seemingly just to be incredibly gross and incredibly sexy at the same time, and that should be celebrated.

    The way Julia Ducournau's camera captures human bodies, distorting and refracting them through lenses that are alternatingly unsettling, sensitive, and hilarious, is just staggering. Need to rewatch to figure out if this ultimately hits me as hard as Raw does, because the ending rules but is less of an…

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    Oh fuck did I kind of love this?