• Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park


    30th Anniversary Screening

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland


    A.k.a. Nick Cage in Mannequin Max

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



  • 50 Ways to Kill a Teddy

    50 Ways to Kill a Teddy


    Aka Ready Teddy Death

  • Uncharted



    Tom Holland makes more of an impressive bartender in this film than I expected. Fun.

  • Home Sweet Home Alone

    Home Sweet Home Alone

    Who is this for?

    For those who are fans of the original (and its first sequel)? No, you have a better film you've been a fan of for years.

    For new kids? Well sure, maybe, but then what 7 year old is going to get a Scarface reference, or the need to spend time with a local police officer for seemingly no reason to them.

    For fan of Archie Yates in Jojo Rabbit? Watch that again. Archie's natural talents are…

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43


    Watched through morbid curiosity. I’m sure it’s been said, but sadly this site doesn’t allow negative stars.

  • 54



    2015 Directors Cut

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

    Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story


    (Rewatch of the film, the super self indulgent long cut)

  • Extraction



    Did Joe Russo simply just watch Man on Fire and go “Yeah, let’s just rewrite that and set it in Bangladesh with Chris Hemsworth?”

    One extra star for good action and some stylish camera work/hidden cuts. Also a guy called Rake killing someone with a rake (well two guys actually, one with the handle and one with the rake head) is a little too on the nose for me.

  • My Year with Helen

    My Year with Helen


    Seeing as of writing this I am one of only 40-odd people to have logged this film on here, and it seems from the scores I have given it the lowest score currently of any reviews it seems I should justify my score with some written words.

    Gaylene Preston's documentary 'My Year with Helen' is a perfectly fine documentary, covering the approximate year of Helen Clark's bid to become the Secretary-General (SG) of the United Nations. The simple point of…

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day


    (In 3D - 2017 Re-Release)