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    2015 Directors Cut

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

    Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story


    (Rewatch of the film, the super self indulgent long cut)

  • Extraction



    Did Joe Russo simply just watch Man on Fire and go “Yeah, let’s just rewrite that and set it in Bangladesh with Chris Hemsworth?”

    One extra star for good action and some stylish camera work/hidden cuts. Also a guy called Rake killing someone with a rake (well two guys actually, one with the handle and one with the rake head) is a little too on the nose for me.

  • My Year with Helen

    My Year with Helen


    Seeing as of writing this I am one of only 40-odd people to have logged this film on here, and it seems from the scores I have given it the lowest score currently of any reviews it seems I should justify my score with some written words.

    Gaylene Preston's documentary 'My Year with Helen' is a perfectly fine documentary, covering the approximate year of Helen Clark's bid to become the Secretary-General (SG) of the United Nations. The simple point of…

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day


    (In 3D - 2017 Re-Release)

  • White House Down

    White House Down


    In which... is it supposed to be serious... funny... what is it... there is acts of terrorism and violence... but then it's undercut by a shift in tone so massive I don't know what to think... it's beyond wry one liners... I don't know what I just watched...

  • Side by Side

    Side by Side


    In which... if you have any opinion on film vs digital then you should watch this documentary... so well put together....

  • Carrie



    In which... a horror classic that holds up so well I don't exactly understand the need to have remade it recently...

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows


    In which... one of the best mockumentaries I've seen in years... thin on a proper plot and much resolve... but those jokes land and the characters are so well created I don't care one bit...

  • Loose Cannons

    Loose Cannons


    In which... what did I just watch.... I feel this is something both actors probably would want wiped off their CV's....

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family


    In which... I just rewatched probably one of the better of the 90's tv-to-film revivals... pitch perfect cast let down by a story that would have made an average episode of the tv series it came from... still like it plenty though...

  • Psycho



    In which... it's a classic on so many levels and for so many reasons... but I've never ever enjoyed the way it ends... I feel like I'm being lectured in a class on what happened...