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Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! 1989
Becomes a little less problematic, and a lot more hilarious, if you choose to just interpret it as a parody of heterosexuality.
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Red, White & Royal Blue 2023
Queer people deserve cheesy, cringey, stupid little romcoms too!!
This is like…the horniest I’ve ever seen gay men be on the big screen in a packed theater. I was grinning and gasping and biting my lip and twirling my hair.
Uma Thurman’s civil war general accent had my whole theater cackling. Why is Hollywood so convinced Texans sound like that???
Sarah Shahi…comedic timing and charisma off the charts. Put her in more things!!
An objectively “good” film? Probably not, but I had a great time, and sometimes that’s enough!
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My Policeman 2022
alright I think we can safely put the whole Harry Styles The Movie Star experiment to rest