ethan ✨

he/him | aquarius
• Cate Blanchett enthusiast •
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Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Us
  • V for Vendetta

Recent activity

  • Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!


  • Bad Education


  • The Skin I Live In


  • The Matrix


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue


    Queer people deserve cheesy, cringey, stupid little romcoms too!!

    This is like…the horniest I’ve ever seen gay men be on the big screen in a packed theater. I was grinning and gasping and biting my lip and twirling my hair.

    Uma Thurman’s civil war general accent had my whole theater cackling. Why is Hollywood so convinced Texans sound like that???

    Sarah Shahi…comedic timing and charisma off the charts. Put her in more things!!

    An objectively “good” film? Probably not, but I had a great time, and sometimes that’s enough!

  • My Policeman

    My Policeman


    alright I think we can safely put the whole Harry Styles The Movie Star experiment to rest