Hellraiser ★★

“How about we put on our running shoes and get to the fucking point.” - Veep, (2012-2019), and me during the first sixty-five minutes of this drag

Just a very dull reboot that’s sorely lacking in energy, cringey where the original was campy, and spends far too much time with woefully uninteresting characters.

Should’ve known I wasn’t going to love this when the first two deaths were the hot himbo and a gay man.

Jamie Clayton unsurprisingly ate down though, and the cenobites looked great.

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