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  Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2007

  ★★★ Rewatched by Ethan Brant 14 Aug 2022

  John Krasinski this, John Krasinski that, if he's not doing the funny stretchy dance at the club I DON'T CARE!!!

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  Secret Headquarters 2022

  ★★½ Watched by Ethan Brant 14 Aug 2022

  "Is that a 3D printer?"
  "Can it print Britney Spears?"
  "Hasn't she been through enough?"

  -dialogue from Secret Headquarters (2022)

Popular reviews

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  The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash 1978

  ★★★★ Watched by Ethan Brant 13 Mar 2019

  Ranking of imitation Beatles bands:
  1. The Rutles
  2. Oasis

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  Mr. Malcolm's List 2022

  ★★ Watched by Ethan Brant 05 Jul 2022 18

  I'm like Mr. Malcolm because I too have a list of requirements for any potential partner:

  - 3 feet tall
  - Yellow
  - Wears overalls
  - 1-2 eyes
  - Never takes off goggles
  - Speaks unentelligably
  - Works for Gru
  - Loves banana
  - Paid Yeat $1 million
  - Says "bee-do-bee-do-bee-do" when there's a fire

  (Most interesting part of this movie was when a guy wandered into our theater halfway through, looked right at us and said "Oops, wrong way" and walked out)