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  • Weekend
  • Miller's Crossing
  • Cabaret
  • Carrie

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  • Stigmata

  • Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

    ★★★

  • Vampire Hunter D

    ★★★

  • Broadcast Signal Intrusion

    ★★★

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  • Getting Closer

    Getting Closer

    ★★★★★

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  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★½

    Ansel Elgort is 8 feet tall and has the fattest DSLs on the smallest mouth and that was almost as unnerving as the accents. Anyway, comments from my boyfriend who has never heard/seen West Side Story: 

    “Is this gay? They’re all so BUFF. This isn’t gay?”

    Why is the music so dissonant and atonal its like something bad is about to happen in every scene?”

    “They’re supposed to be teenagers?”

    “Three? Hours? Long?”