Thematically, dramatically, emotionally, spiritually, aesthetically: vacant
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Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust 2000
yeah the vampires represent the aristocracy and eat the rich and all that but like damn their houses are incred.
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West Side Story 2021
Ansel Elgort is 8 feet tall and has the fattest DSLs on the smallest mouth and that was almost as unnerving as the accents. Anyway, comments from my boyfriend who has never heard/seen West Side Story:
“Is this gay? They’re all so BUFF. This isn’t gay?”
“Why is the music so dissonant and atonal its like something bad is about to happen in every scene?”
“They’re supposed to be teenagers?”
“Three? Hours? Long?”
