Favorite films

  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Legally Blonde
  • Black Narcissus
  • The Player

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  • Groundhog Day

    ★★★★★

  • The Village

    ★★★½

  • Sleepy Hollow

    ★★½

  • Charade

    ★★★½

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  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ★★★★★

    NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS COCAINE BARRY LYNDON!!!

  • The Rapture

    The Rapture

    ★★★★★

    It took me 28 years to watch this movie because my dad wrote and directed it and I knew there were a lot of threesomes, but I'm glad I finally watched it because 1) I got to see David Duchovny with a mullet and 2) that shit was dark and moving as fuck.

    The shot where a football game on the jail TV turns into the angel gabriel playing his trumpet and it's framed through the cell bars??? *chef's kiss*

    EDIT: IT TURNS OUT THOSE ARE MY DAD'S HANDS PLAYING TRUMPET AS THE ANGEL GABRIEL LMFAOOOOO

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  • Donks

    Donks

    ★★★★★

    Felix Colgrave characters love their accessories almost as much as I love Felix Colgrave.

    Marvelous, innovative work from one of my favorite living artists. I’ve never seen anything like it! The textures! The hyper speed and visual flow! The score! Those Arcimboldo trash creatures!!!! Absolutely fantastic. 👑

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★½

    Too distracted thinking about what a fucking pain in the ass it must have been to get the rights to use each clip in the final montage to have an opinion on the ending!

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  • The Wonder

    The Wonder

    ★★★★★

    Am I Nan?
    Yes, you are Nan.

    Remarkable. Stellar performances (Kila Lord Cassidy is OUTSTANDING), stunning cinematography (the dissolve where the mountains turn into Anna on the bed?? POETIC CINEMA!), and a script filled with exchanges that took my breath away and my poor heart for a RIDE.

    Loved the very odd/striking decision to open and close with the set, and an acknowledgement that you, the viewer, are watching a movie. It worked. It worked?? Yeah, it actually worked. Because…