Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Scarface 1983

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2022 1

  NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS COCAINE BARRY LYNDON!!!

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  The Rapture 1991

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2019 11

  It took me 28 years to watch this movie because my dad wrote and directed it and I knew there were a lot of threesomes, but I'm glad I finally watched it because 1) I got to see David Duchovny with a mullet and 2) that shit was dark and moving as fuck.

  The shot where a football game on the jail TV turns into the angel gabriel playing his trumpet and it's framed through the cell bars??? *chef's kiss*

  EDIT: IT TURNS OUT THOSE ARE MY DAD'S HANDS PLAYING TRUMPET AS THE ANGEL GABRIEL LMFAOOOOO

Recent reviews

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  The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2023

  LISBETH SALANDER            TOMMY WISEAU
                                          🤝
                         “How’s your sex life?”
  

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  John Wick: Chapter 2 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2023

  How much are those gold coins worth??

  Two glasses of booze: 1 coin
  Hotel room: 1 coin
  Emergency medical care & passage to Pigeon Morpheus: 2 coins
  Two custom tailored bulletproof rush order suits: 4 coins

Popular reviews

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  The Wonder 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2022 2

  Am I Nan?
  Yes, you are Nan.
  
  Remarkable. Stellar performances (Kila Lord Cassidy is OUTSTANDING), stunning cinematography (the dissolve where the mountains turn into Anna on the bed?? POETIC CINEMA!), and a script filled with exchanges that took my breath away and my poor heart for a RIDE.

  Loved the very odd/striking decision to open and close with the set, and an acknowledgement that you, the viewer, are watching a movie. It worked. It worked?? Yeah, it actually worked. Because…

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  Iron Man 2008

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2023

  I’m supposed to care about this asshole and his stupid little mustache???