Nick Dauphin

I'm an illustrator. I like movies? I don't hate enough of them.

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Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • RoboCop
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Frances Ha

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  • Austenland

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  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

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  • Prey

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  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

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    Yeah this movie had great lighting, awesome sets, and charismatic characters, but the writing was so bad and barely anything happened for the first half of the movie. I can not believe I spent money to watch this.

  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

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    Wildly entertaining, but only for how inept it is. Scratches the itch of a β€œbeach read” book, but beyond that the characters behave laughably like a Lifetime movie, the plot is similarly unremarkable, and Daisy Edgar Jones, who I like, is too pretty, clean, and hairless to be a believable β€œmarsh girl.” Dubious subtext comparing the unexplained hatred this town has for the beautiful white girl of the swamp to the treatment of black people in the 1960s southern United…

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  • Roujin Z

    Roujin Z

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    Who would have thought that a hilarious and somewhat poignant film about the negligence of the elderly would come in the form of a sci-fi anime mecha rampage? Roujin Z addresses issues like the lack of consideration to the aging population ("Why does she care about him? He's just an old man!" shouts one of the characters) and the wisdom/passion they have that the public seldom acknowledges (the elderly hackers). Both of these are exaggerated to city destroying comic extremes.…

  • Rashomon

    Rashomon

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    My life will be defined by pre-Rashomon and post-Rashomon.