Nick Dauphin

I'm an illustrator. I like movies? I don't hate enough of them.


Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • RoboCop
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Frances Ha

Recent activity

  • Austenland


  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day


  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City


  • Prey


Recent reviews

  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City


    Yeah this movie had great lighting, awesome sets, and charismatic characters, but the writing was so bad and barely anything happened for the first half of the movie. I can not believe I spent money to watch this.

  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing


    Wildly entertaining, but only for how inept it is. Scratches the itch of a β€œbeach read” book, but beyond that the characters behave laughably like a Lifetime movie, the plot is similarly unremarkable, and Daisy Edgar Jones, who I like, is too pretty, clean, and hairless to be a believable β€œmarsh girl.” Dubious subtext comparing the unexplained hatred this town has for the beautiful white girl of the swamp to the treatment of black people in the 1960s southern United…

Popular reviews

  • Roujin Z

    Roujin Z


    Who would have thought that a hilarious and somewhat poignant film about the negligence of the elderly would come in the form of a sci-fi anime mecha rampage? Roujin Z addresses issues like the lack of consideration to the aging population ("Why does she care about him? He's just an old man!" shouts one of the characters) and the wisdom/passion they have that the public seldom acknowledges (the elderly hackers). Both of these are exaggerated to city destroying comic extremes.…

  • Rashomon



    My life will be defined by pre-Rashomon and post-Rashomon.