For a conspiracy thriller, quite dull, but young Julia Roberts and Denzel Washington look hawt.

I enjoy searching for terrible movies to watch on in-flight entertainment libraries. This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen on a plane, and just one of the worst movies ever. Amazing.

A sweeping epic. It's the longest I've sat in one theater to watch a single piece (though it was originally released as a four-part series on Italian TV), and after six hours, I couldn't leave the theater for ten minutes, I had to come down off an emotional ledge. It's a tale of Italian history told through the story of one family, and by the end of the movie, you'll know and love them the way you do your own family.

On the US-Mexican border, there are no people, only big dick energy seething so hard it has its own note in the score, a riff on the Inception bass rumble.