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  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

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    A rather insulting butchering of the tone, mood, and theme of the original story, which I personally love. The Melancholy Magic that gives the story a thick atmosphere is entirely absent, and replaced with particularly nauseating jingles and podophilia fan service. The changes to the plot would be fine if they didn't just undercut the entire appeal of the original. The mermaid was to blame for her fate while still being sympathetic and relatable, it's what makes it so potent.…

  • Rampart

    Rampart

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    This is just like that time Woody's dad killed JFK

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

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    There are two definitions of Knowledge that are important for discussing EYES WIDE SHUT: Sexual intercourse and Cognizance. And Adam knew Eve his wife refers to sexual gnosis, and similarity for cognizance; Why have I found grace in thine eyes, that thou shouldest take knowledge of me, seeing I am a stranger? The desire for knowledge permeates the characters existence – but what kind of knowledge? The discovery of bad epistemology is at the heart of Bill’s alchemical journey.

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  • What Is a Woman?

    What Is a Woman?

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