★½ Watched 13 Feb, 2020
Lara Jean was the REAL last slice of pizza all along
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This is just a shitty Harry Potter.
Abrams really just stole so much from the Harry Potter movies, threw in a little Holes (2003), and turducken-ed it all in flimsy Star Wars wrapping paper
Frozen II is a jack o’ lantern movie: visually stunning, but completely empty inside except for a lot of seeds that were never given the chance to properly grow