Evan Bylund

Evan Bylund Patron

πŸŽ₯ connoisseur of filth
πŸŽ₯ gore and #horror obsessed
πŸŽ₯ glory be to the onetruegod

Favorite films

  • The Blair Witch Project
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Saw
  • Dawn of the Dead

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  • The Killer

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  • Napoleon

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  • All About Eve

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  • Thanksgiving

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  • Enter the Void

    Enter the Void

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    Being somewhat of an introvert, Enter the Void seems to perfectly encapsulate the feeling of entering a club for the first time. Complete sensory overload. It's loud. It's foreign. It's strange. It's different, and NoΓ© executes this brilliantly. Right from the opening credits you know that what you are about to watch is going to be nothing like you what have seen or will ever see in the future. Enter the Void stands entirely on its own; in an empty…

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

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    While films like Punishment Park and Cannibal Holocaust came before it, there's no doubt that The Blair Witch Project firmly cemented the found footage genre into culture as we know it. The innovation and showmanship on display here is nothing short of praiseworthy, and would go forth to influence an entire fucking sub-genre!

    Taking a deeper look into this film really makes you appreciate it that much more. Three unknown actors are uprooted and thrown into a forest looking for…

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  • The Killer

    The Killer

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So very mean that Fincher keeps edging me with How Soon is Now? in and out of stereo at the start πŸ˜”

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

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    Was Napoleon actually that funny or was that just another "historical inaccuracy". Either way I had fun and that's what matters. Lots of people complaining about the length of this but I didn't have any issues. Just got a new watch a few days ago and didn't even fidget with it once!

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  • When We Were Bullies

    When We Were Bullies

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    Made me want to bully Jay Rosenblatt.

  • Cutting Moments

    Cutting Moments

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    She has no lips
    How will she get a kiss kiss
    Very ugly no kiss for her
    Ha ha ha