Favorite films

  • High and Low
  • Cure
  • Anatomy of a Murder
  • Godzilla vs. Biollante

Recent activity

  • The History of the Minnesota Vikings


  • Terror of Mechagodzilla


  • 3 Ninjas Kick Back


  • The Celebration


Recent reviews

  • The History of the Minnesota Vikings

    The History of the Minnesota Vikings


    These sons of bitches have done it again. I knew the Minneapolis Miracle was coming and nothing I, a Saints fan, could do would stop it. The only solace I have is that they didn’t win the big one after that.

  • Terror of Mechagodzilla

    Terror of Mechagodzilla


    Ya know, I still have it behind the first Mechagodzilla overall, but it’s not as bad as I originally though back in the day. It’s a solid human (and alien) story woven between an all time great in Mechagodzilla and now his buddy Titanosaurus as well. The worst part is the editing, scenes jumping around silly nilly and confusing my girlfriend to the point where she has to walk away lol

Popular reviews

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J


    It’s been weird watching the internet turn on John for doing nothing to them personally. He hurt a lot of people in his personal life and that sucks, but definitely not in a way that makes me think “how could John Mulaney do this to me?

    I’m glad he took the approach he did, and I’m glad he’s just sort of saying “I’ve always been like this, I was just better at playing pretend than you realized”

    I laughed a lot and really appreciate how he bobs and weaves through some really rough subject matter

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    I’ve known both of these kinds of guys very well, and by that I mean I am both. I’m dumb and lack eloquence and I am absolutely paranoid that people don’t like me. Also I am endlessly annoyed with the people I choose to surround myself with and have been rude and abrupt and pompous about it. Every scene had me saying “I see myself in this image and I don’t like it”. And of course I’ve had some very…