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  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring

    ★★★★★

    there’s been a mistake...the bling ring, you guys won best picture. this is not a joke, the bling ring has won best picture...the bling ring, best picture!

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★★

    my heart pounds. the bell chimes. the clock ticks.

    we dance the dance of freedom to the sound of the whirling snow storm. objects moving through time, time moving through objects. a poetic ballet on the squeaky clean tile floors, a lifetime passed before our eyes. 

    who am i? who are we? 
    what am i waiting for?
    what are you waiting for?
    what are we waiting for?

    we think back on everything we took for granted. playing on the playground…

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  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    ★½

    the only member of this family that i cared about was the dog with 30 seconds of screen time

  • Waves

    Waves

    ★★

    i’d rather just listen to blonde and ctrl for 2.5 hours

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  • Boys State

    Boys State

    ★★★★

    ben:
    me: stfu

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★

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    A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
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