eva

i’ve never seen a movie in my life

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  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Akira
  • All Dogs Go to Heaven

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  • Jungle Cruise

  • Yes, God, Yes

    ★★½

  • After

  • Eternal Summer

    ★★★½

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  • Yes, God, Yes

    Yes, God, Yes

    ★★½

    THE HAIRY ARMS LMAJS

  • After

    After

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    1) absolutely worst buildup ever. 20 mins in and they’re ready to makeout 

    2) the corny cliche college lifestyle 0/10. boring 

    3) cant take harden serious w that accent + the leather jacket + “all black coffee” like Ok 

    4) hannah baker’s sister acts and looks exactly like her 

    5) this has straight white woman written all over it 

    6) yes im watching the next movie

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