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  • Venom

    Venom

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Release the drone[s]"
    - Venom (2018) & Charles Stiles of Mystery Dinners

    This is an abortion of a movie. Complete, abominable, reprehensible, shit. By far the most depressed I've ever been in a movie theater and that counts the time I saw Grave of Fireflies.

    There's basically nothing that isn't shit about this movie, but I think the main issue is that film's creators are aliens and have only seen two movies: Spawn (1997) and Daredevil (2003).
    What I'm trying to…

  • Her

    Her

    ★★★★★

    I absolutely love this movie and after being constantly reminded of it through the constant memes on the Patrician Film Posting facebook group I'm pleased to rewatch this and see if it's still as good as I remember or if it was romanticized over time. I'm happy to say that yes It's still just as perfect in technicality and emotion.
    Her a story about love between a man, Theodore, and an A.I., Samantha. A story about a man falling in…

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★

    I spent so much time laughing at the intentional and unintentionally funny parts in this movie that I don't even care about all bad time filler.

  • Little Sisters

    Little Sisters

    Almost nothing but sex, mostly rape. Not well made and horribly acted. Interesting to see because it's a gritty independent film from a period that not too many exist, but it mostly comes off as wannabe john waters.

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Do you ever just cut off your own head to flex on someone?

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★★½

    Movie was so quiet I couldn't eat my popcorn without worrying about bothering the people around me and then a guy picked up his phone in the theater and started talking, someone threw their popcorn at him and a fight almost started.
    Had a great time, would watch again.