This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"Release the drone[s]"
- Venom (2018) & Charles Stiles of Mystery Dinners
This is an abortion of a movie. Complete, abominable, reprehensible, shit. By far the most depressed I've ever been in a movie theater and that counts the time I saw Grave of Fireflies.
There's basically nothing that isn't shit about this movie, but I think the main issue is that film's creators are aliens and have only seen two movies: Spawn (1997) and Daredevil (2003).
What I'm trying to…