Favorite films

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Recent reviews

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  Speed Racer 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2022

  People who don’t like this are fucking boring

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  Bros 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2022 1

  I have come to the revelation that this is the grandest, most insane film of all time. It has the emotions. It has the biblical allegories. It has the most creative visual splendor in all of cinema. It has the character study. It has the Shakespearian five-act structure. It has the sex. It has the romance. For days I've neglected this movie as truly perfect due to it lacking some logic, but not anymore. I'm fully ready to be swept away its breathtaking power.

  People who don't like this needa get laid.

Popular reviews

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  ½ Watched 01 May 2022 2

  Dull, monotonous, void of passion. It wants to be arty, but just feel so so cold. It may have fire in the title but there is no spark.

  In short, its a French film

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  La Chinoise 1967

  ½ Watched 01 May 2022

  Renting this is like watching Godard wank in front of the camera for an hour and a half and paying to eat his cum