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  • The Kingdom
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  • Speed Racer

    ★★★★★

  • Bros

    ★★★★★

  • Decision to Leave

    ★★★★½

  • Babylon

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  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★★

    People who don’t like this are fucking boring

  • Bros

    Bros

    ★★★★★

    I have come to the revelation that this is the grandest, most insane film of all time. It has the emotions. It has the biblical allegories. It has the most creative visual splendor in all of cinema. It has the character study. It has the Shakespearian five-act structure. It has the sex. It has the romance. For days I've neglected this movie as truly perfect due to it lacking some logic, but not anymore. I'm fully ready to be swept away its breathtaking power.

    People who don't like this needa get laid.

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ½

    Dull, monotonous, void of passion. It wants to be arty, but just feel so so cold. It may have fire in the title but there is no spark.

    In short, its a French film

  • La Chinoise

    La Chinoise

    ½

    Renting this is like watching Godard wank in front of the camera for an hour and a half and paying to eat his cum