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MVP: Most Valuable Primate 2000
this movie should have been about Team Captain Pete and the knitting guy i don't care about the monkey
"the monkey is wearing doc martens...um i honestly thought that he was going to be a puppet and then they got a real chimp which was kinda jarring" - maeghan
so my big question is did jack (the primate) know about hockey before he met steve? because he had all those posters in his room but is that a byproduct of…
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Mary Reilly 1996
THE MOST uncomfortable viewing experience i've ever had.. watching this with an english class was awful. so awkward. idk why mr [redacted] made us watch this. oh god. spoiler warning i guess but i don't know why you would care.
picture the scene, if you will:
high school english class. on the screen is this movie. john malkovich affects a gay hairdresser voice for hyde and begins threatening our mary reilly (julia roberts, seemingly affecting a community theater portrayal of…
