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  • My Beautiful Laundrette
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Purple Noon
  • Sunset Boulevard

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  • Waiting for Guffman

    ★★★★½

  • MVP: Most Valuable Primate

  • Hockey Match on the Ice

    ★★★★★

  • Hot Fuzz

    ★★★★

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  • Waiting for Guffman

    Waiting for Guffman

    ★★★★½

    the most on point movie ever!!!!!!

  • MVP: Most Valuable Primate

    MVP: Most Valuable Primate

    this movie should have been about Team Captain Pete and the knitting guy i don't care about the monkey
    "the monkey is wearing doc martens...um i honestly thought that he was going to be a puppet and then they got a real chimp which was kinda jarring" - maeghan
    so my big question is did jack (the primate) know about hockey before he met steve? because he had all those posters in his room but is that a byproduct of…

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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★★★★

    GOD i love amanda seyfried

  • Mary Reilly

    Mary Reilly

    ½

    THE MOST uncomfortable viewing experience i've ever had.. watching this with an english class was awful. so awkward. idk why mr [redacted] made us watch this. oh god. spoiler warning i guess but i don't know why you would care.
    picture the scene, if you will:
    high school english class. on the screen is this movie. john malkovich affects a gay hairdresser voice for hyde and begins threatening our mary reilly (julia roberts, seemingly affecting a community theater portrayal of…