• Only Angels Have Wings

    Only Angels Have Wings

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie was so fucking insane. literally everything happens. literally everything. the neck-breaking bird... i literally screamed. it was insanely enjoyable though.
    "i knew everything that was going to happen (my grandmother).... but you didn't know when it was going to happen (my dad)"

  • Prime Suspect

    Prime Suspect

    we're only halfway through and it's amazing however.
    i am writing this review because one of the detectives looks EXACTLY like mario lemieux? which is the weirdest thing ever because of all the people i would expect to have a british doppleganger it would not be him. and it's very distracting. like what's mario lemieux doing there. i will write an actual review once we finish the first series but i just have to say this.

  • The Sea Beast

    The Sea Beast

    ★★★½

    watched this while babysitting.... a character says the words "dumb bitch" so if you're also watching this while babysitting be prepared....

  • Mehsampur

    Mehsampur

    ★★★★★

    well that was fucking insane. so unsettling.... I love it it's insane it's crazy

  • Miracle

    Miracle

    my review for a school project follows:
    Miracle: Not Breaking Any Ice

    Miracle is a conventional movie. A sports drama about underdogs overcoming tremendous odds, it’s not trying anything new, but rather succeeding at an old tale. The tale in question, directed by Gavin O’Connor, follows college hockey coach Herb Brooks (Kurt Russell) as he attempts to lead the US Olympic team to glory with unconventional methods. He comprises the team of amateur boys, resolves to stay distant from the…

  • Sidney Crosby: On the Ice and Beyond

    Sidney Crosby: On the Ice and Beyond

    ★★★★★

    I am using this space to review the 2022 film 'Starbucks on Ice', since the films share a main character. I would give Starbucks on ice a 10/10! Mr. Corsby's acting is phenomenal and chilling (wink wink)! Ms. Periereiera is excitable as Y/N. I forsee Oscars (tm) for the both of them! Thank you for this wonderful film.
    Some Highlights:
    - "Alex Overchin"
    - I LOVE the poster (not pictured here) featuring Our Saviour Wayne Gretkzky at Starbucks. I assume…

  • The Triplets of Belleville

    The Triplets of Belleville

    ★★★★

    this movie i saw as a kid and it made such an impression... it's very unsettling for some reason but very good

  • Duck Soup

    Duck Soup

    ★★★★★

    yaknow what harpo is giving #genderneutral #androgynousvibes

  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★★★

    not a performance or scene out of place! almost perfect movie
    also hi margaret if ur reading this lol

  • Waiting for Guffman

    Waiting for Guffman

    ★★★★½

    the most on point movie ever!!!!!!

  • MVP: Most Valuable Primate

    MVP: Most Valuable Primate

    this movie should have been about Team Captain Pete and the knitting guy i don't care about the monkey
    "the monkey is wearing doc martens...um i honestly thought that he was going to be a puppet and then they got a real chimp which was kinda jarring" - maeghan
    so my big question is did jack (the primate) know about hockey before he met steve? because he had all those posters in his room but is that a byproduct of…

  • Hockey Match on the Ice

    Hockey Match on the Ice

    ★★★★★

    quite invigorating!