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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★

    Much like a dog seeing a skateboard I’m going to have HARD OPINIONS. I am firmly in the camp of “you chickened the fuck out” when you (semi) retconned The Last Jedi AKA the best Star Wars movie and actually rather good movie movie. It’s hard to watch a film that you know twerps will love when the whole time you’re thinking “there’s a much more interesting movie that could have been”. Yes I’m biased because Carrie Fisher is icon…

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★

    Fucking men.

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  • Bridesmaids

    Bridesmaids

    ★★★★★

    LOOK AT THESE REVIEWS??? MEN MEN MEN MEN MANLY MEN MEN. GTFO, I cannot fathom sitting in the same room as someone who did not like this movie. There was a guy at work who shrugged and said 'meh' when I questioned him. I lowered my knife, and thought "what is WRONG with you???" and "how am I going to continue with this business, knowing that you are one of my colleagues???". I quit there and then, after slamming my…

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★★

    Fuck people who try to say their favourite movie is 'Citizen Kane' or 'Casablanca' or some shit. Technically speaking, your favourite movie is the film you've seen the MOST number of times. You are an asshole if you try to say you've seen 'Citizen Kane' 112 times. You will get no dicks sucked. Batman Returns is THAT movie for me. I saw it at the cinema with my parents and fucking DIED. How the hell does anything get more Burton…