Marshall has written 3 reviews for films during 2011.

  • Party Girl

    Party Girl

    What is one of the BEST drugged out performances you've ever seen in you're LIFE? Apart from Keanu Reeves in 'Dracula' (Pronounced 'Drah-ku-lah' while squinting). PARKER POSEY ON 'E'. Also just Parker Posey munting it up throughout. The fact that no-one in 2011 acts and dresses like she did in this movie seriously makes me want to burn things. Join my suicide cult at

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    FULL DISCLOSURE: I am a Transformers slut. I don’t know how or why but I am boy and metal bang shit. It's really hard for me to give this a star rating, not because I have bloody stumps where my hands should be, but because I both loved this movie, and thought it was utter, utter fucking shit. I think it's really sad that people let Michael Bay be the character that is 'Michael Bay'. But like, I heard that…

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns


    Fuck people who try to say their favourite movie is 'Citizen Kane' or 'Casablanca' or some shit. Technically speaking, your favourite movie is the film you've seen the MOST number of times. You are an asshole if you try to say you've seen 'Citizen Kane' 112 times. You will get no dicks sucked. Batman Returns is THAT movie for me. This movie is why I'm a gay I think. "I am Catwoman, hear me roar" - the moment I knew I sucked dick.