mary

31 • I’m so embarrassed. I’m not a real person yet.

Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Frances Ha
  • Spencer

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  • Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky

    ★★★★

  • The Big Short

    ★★★½

  • Honey Boy

    ★★★★

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ½

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  • Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky

    Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky

    ★★★★

    honestly very enjoyable and NOT just because of the surprisingly tender sex scenes 🥵

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    ★★★½

    this was fun and i appreciated the jokey ways adam mckay tried to explain the elements of the housing crisis that i still don’t understand at all. mostly i was distracted by my making a lot of thick juicy margins jokes.

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  • Mr. Roosevelt

    Mr. Roosevelt

    ★★★½

    my naive gay ass thought this movie was going to be about emily and jen falling in love but i was sorely mistaken. noel wells is so cute tho so i forgive her.

  • Illtown

    Illtown

    i watched a one minute clip that included all of oscar isaac's scenes so yes i consider this film to be watched