a sad song on the world's saddest banjo by sadjan stevens

Favorite films

  • The Fall
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

Recent activity

  • Love, Death & Robots: Bad Travelling

  • Chernobyl

  • The Lady Eve


  • Nobody Knows


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Untamed

    The Untamed

    trying to explain the untamed is impossible. episode one is borderline unwatchable. it's unbelievably bad. by episode five you're ready to lay down your life for wei wuxian. the cgi is worse than something from the '90s. it's both an emotional romantic drama about war and morality... and an episode of buzzfeed unsolved but with a gaggle of adopted teens. it's childhood trauma. it's love. it's manipulation tactics. it's a spectacular collection of thirty-inch lace fronts. it's a masterwork in character writing. good luck thinking about anything else ever again

  • And Then There Were None

    And Then There Were None


    [set of murder-mystery "and then there were none"]
    director: yeah so aiden just like... put on a towel
    aiden turner: like this?
    director: yeah but like. lower... Lower.... i want to almost see your dick.
    aiden: uh so what about the murderer
    director: aiden, please. the towel