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  • To Catch a Thief

    To Catch a Thief

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    can be summarized by one car chase scene:
    cary grant: knees weak, all sweaty
    alfred hitchcock: using the same 3 tire screeching noises for 6 minutes
    grace kelly, effortlessly gorgeous, serving whilst swerving: haha, car go vroom ❀️

  • An Education

    An Education

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    kinda really highkey want to live rosamund pike's life in this. glamorous, easy, screwing dominic cooper at his actual Peak. absolutely not the message i should be getting from this, but they're hot

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  • Alex Strangelove

    Alex Strangelove

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    have the writers... ever met a teen... the dialogue physically hurt me...

  • And Then There Were None

    And Then There Were None

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    [set of murder-mystery "and then there were none"]
    director: yeah so aiden just like... put on a towel
    aiden turner: like this?
    director: yeah but like. lower... Lower.... i want to almost see your dick.
    aiden: uh so what about the murderer
    director: aiden, please. the towel