• Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

    Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

    ★★½

    how is this so unimaginably boringg like it starts out cool as hell

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    ★★★

    amelia earhart kinda bad

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    will obviously be posting my thoughts on twitter as the episodes come out, but i really liked the first two.

  • Night at the Museum

    Night at the Museum

    ★★★½

    this a really fun movie

  • The Muppet Movie

    The Muppet Movie

    ★★★★

    wish the ending was a little more oomphy ykno? idk. definitely a fun movie tho

  • Muppets Most Wanted

    Muppets Most Wanted

    ★★½

    not only does it lose the heart and charm of its predecessor, but it throws away the final conclusive moments thereof for the sake of an entirely dissonant new plot and cheap jokes!

    not a fan of gervais or fey at all in this movie; something about their tongue in cheek performances doesn’t play well when compared to the genuinely heartfelt showstoppers from 2011, segal and adams.

    i’ll say that the music is way better than i remember. that’s about the one good thing i have to say about the movie.

  • The Muppets

    The Muppets

    ★★★★★

    therapy

  • The Karate Kid Part III

    The Karate Kid Part III

    ★★★

    the poor tree

  • The Karate Kid Part II

    The Karate Kid Part II

    ★★★

    this guy has way too much game. finding ladies basically the instant he gets places.

  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid

    ★★★★

    what an ending

  • The Good, the Bad and the Hungry

    The Good, the Bad and the Hungry

    ben kadish shines in this brilliant short

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★★

    i like the end