• Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★½

    ".....………. I mean, I told you not to go in the house."

    Haven't seen this since the theater in 2017.

    Jordan Peele goes from his hysterically funny sketch show to making one of the best horror movies of the last decade and the first horror movie since The Silence of the Lambs to win an Oscar for writing.

    Such a great cast, everyone is tremendous in this. 

    Daniel Kaluuya gives such a superb performance in this. They say acting is…

  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★★★½

    “You wanna go with a 6-inch lens?"

    ".... Wide angle will do just fine."

    Peter Jackson makes the epic of all epics with Lord of the Rings and wins every Oscar.... and for some reason doesn't know how to take a BREAK and instead does a remake of King Kong!

    I absolutely love this movie!

    I love that it's 3 hours long and that it takes an hour before we see so much as a HAIR of King Kong and…

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    ★★★

    "Would it be alright if I showed the children the whoring bed? Must go see daddy's favorite place."

    Joe is a sex addict that's found beaten in an alley by Seligman who's an avid fisherman and Joe regails him with the story of her life which is tied together via her many sexual encounters.

    Written and directed by Lars Von Trier, this is part ONE is a 2-part 4 hour film all about sex. Or at least it's an excuse…

  • Medium Cool

    Medium Cool

    ★★★½

    "THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!"

    News cameraman John Cassellis is constantly on the lookout for the next big story and living in a time of great political turmoil in the United States he's gearing up more and more.

    Written, directed and photographed by Haskell Wexler this is a drama that's a nice looking glass into the 1960s in America.

    Starring Robert Forster and Verna Bloom who give good performances but I'll be honest their dialog scenes were kinda uninteresting to…

  • Any Given Sunday

    Any Given Sunday

    ★★★★

    "I'll tell ya this, in any fight... it's the guy who's willing to die who's gonna win that inch."

    The Miami Sharks lose their star quarterback after and injury and so their rookie third stringer has to step up and lead the team on the field.

    Written and directed by Oliver Stone and co-written by John Logan it's Oliver Stone doing a sports movie. Getting a guy like that to make a movie about a football team does NOT get…

  • Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

    Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one.... I will indulge the other."

    After witnessing the death of his mother, Dr. Victor von Frankenstein becomes obsessed with the idea of cheating death by creating life.... which unless you've never seen any movie or TV show before in your life... you know he does.

    Directed by Kenneth Branagh and written…

  • Dirty Grandpa

    Dirty Grandpa

    ★★½

    "You just shot through a wall, man! There's pedestrians out there!"

    "It's FLORIDA! These people don't MATTER!"

    After his grandmother dies Jason drives his grandfather Dick on a road trip down to Daytona Beach where Dick wants to show Jason the time of his life to break him out of his button downed mold.

    Directed by Dan Mazer who is somehow making the next Home Alone movie for DISNEY and written by John M. Phillips, this is an EXTREMELY raunchy…

  • Hostel

    Hostel

    "How was it?"

    "....... Good."

    "Goddamn, motherfucker, for this money it better be."

    A trio of tourists are in Amsterdam for a weekend of sex and drugs when they get bored and decide to venture further east where they think they can have an even nicer time. And instead they run into an underground torture club and well, SOMEONE has a nice time. You know who doesn't have a nice time? ME!

    Written and directed by Eli Roth, this is…

  • Skyfall

    Skyfall

    ★★★★★

    "Welcome to Scotland." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 

    Bond gets injured and goes into exile until he finds out secret agents are being exposed and killed all over the world so he goes back to work. So it's Bond off his game while he comes up against the most dangerous enemy to MI6... that's such a great story.

    Everyone's got their favorite Bond movie whether it's Goldfinger, Spy Who Loved Me, Goldeneye, Quantum of... OK nobody likes that one....... well, this one's mine.

    It's…

  • Schizopolis

    Schizopolis

    ★★★

    "How's it going?"

    "Not good."

    "OK, I'll see ya."

    Fletcher Munson is an office worker and Dr. Korchek are two guys at the center of the culmination of the lives of several people involving Eventualism.

    Written and directed by Steven Soderbergh, Schizopolis is a surrealist sketch comedy film that STARS Soderbergh himself in a dual role as Fletcher and Korchek.... but I'll be honest I was so lost that I didn't even realize he was meant to be playing two…

  • Beasts of No Nation

    Beasts of No Nation

    ★★★★

    "We will not wait to inherit any wealth. We will not wait for them to come and give it to us. We are going to take it."

    In an unnamed West African country a boy's family is killed by the military and left with nothing; he joins up with a leader of a battalion of child soldiers in the jungle.

    Written and directed by Cary Fukanuga, based on the book of the same name by Uzodinma Iweala, this is a…

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★½

    "May all your bacon burn."

    A girl in caught in the middle of a war between two nations and winds up in the moving castle of a wizard named Howl who is basically a superhero for one of the warring nations.

    Written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki it's a fantasy adventure, leaning heavier towards fantasy than adventure this time, more so compared to other Miyazaki movies I've seen like Princess Mononoke and Castle in the Sky.

    I'm mixed on this…