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  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas

    Lesbian Pudding™️

  • Second Act

    Second Act

    Meng Ai 

    That is all

  • Unbroken

    Unbroken

    An accidental Domhnall doublebill

  • About Time

    About Time

    “Nice fringe, by the way.”

  • Asylum of Fear

    Asylum of Fear

    Got bored.
             Went and made chilli half way through.

  • Noelle

    Noelle

    Just here for Anna Kendrick being cute as tits

  • Nightmare Beach

    Nightmare Beach

    It’s muthaaaaafukin’ Annie Douglas.

  • The Good Liar

    The Good Liar

    I fucking knew that dude was Phil of the annoying Cineworld Unlimited adverts dammmmmit

  • Midway

    Midway

    I was in a constant state of “huh why’s he in this movie?” 


    Like a Jonas brother turned up and I was so confused.


    Sound movie though. Like shit but sound.

  • A Country Called Home

    A Country Called Home

    Mackenzie Davis as a cowboy. 

           That is literally all.

    The rest is fucking awful.

  • Izzy Gets the F*ck Across Town

    Izzy Gets the F*ck Across Town

    Thank you to this movie for giving me the gift of Mackenzie Davis singing ‘axemen’

  • Black Mirror: San Junipero

    Black Mirror: San Junipero

    Yeah I rewatched in the same week, I’m weak for Yorkie and her shorts and Jesus sandals.