• The Lords of Salem

    The Lords of Salem

    I adore the grunge and grime aesthetic that Rob Zombie splatters and smears over his movies.

  • Benediction


    I couldn't get past Jack looking like Simon Pegg

    Did they even hire an editor???? Is this position still to be filled????

    Too many men too many men

    My as standard iced caramel macchiato made me get through it

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
  • Aquaman



    you know the voice to read it in

  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
  • Mainstream


    inject Andrew Garfield into my veins I am a whore for her she's the prettiest man

  • Life of Brian

    Life of Brian

    because it was Easter

    remember Easter?

    that's how far behind in logging I am

  • Despicable Me

    Despicable Me

    We needed this after watching The Witch, Hereditary, Midsommar and The Northman within 3 days.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    At the end, I saw one death and Steph saw another. Funny how our eyes dance about the screen differently isn't it. Our perspectives not one and the same. Much like "good" and "bad" and what is justified and revenge in this movie,


  • Midsommar


    If you're following along, I have indeed shown Steph a gorgeous trifecta of movies. You could say they're the Good For Her Trilogy.

    The Witch, Hereditary and Midsommar.

    Here's Stephs Take on the final one, and I'm open to suggestions of movies that make you feel the same way

    God Florence Pugh can act can’t she? Having just seen Hereditary, this didn’t creep me out as much, but this is definite cult and creep vibes. I got that straight away.…

  • Hereditary


    I've reviewed this 5 times so once again here's Stephs Take

    Just nope. Creepy. Freaky. Weird. Nope. Horrible. I enjoyed it but I was creeped all the way to next week. Brilliant acting, some amazing effects but god I was weirded out. Bloody love a cult-ish feel to a film though. The scene with the head out of the window? GROSS. Enjoyed this, but never again. This made me so scared that I cried when it finished out of relief.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    fuck gosh yes aiiiii

    🪨🪨s made me cry. before they even conversed I was sobbing in the back row, with as standard an iced caramel macchiato

    the whole fighting with kindness ? i started crying so hard tears ran down my cheeks and dropped onto my headphones

    i can't wait to see this again when I get another day off work, til then every time I space out I'll wonder what significant skill I possess that the UltimateMe is using