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🎃Fake Shemp🎃 has written 718 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    Shit but Kristen Stewart was funny at least

  • Playing with Fire

    Playing with Fire

    Hold me John Cena in your Hulk arms

  • Beast


    I missed this when there was an Unlimited Screening, I think the universe was trying to tell me something.

  • Queen & Slim

    Queen & Slim

    I just cried like the Little Bitch ™️ I am

  • Nowhere Boy

    Nowhere Boy

    I’d take a sequel to go please

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    Aye sound

    Made me sad when I went on Netflix and seen The Good Place there with no more episodes to give me, 

    What a beautiful tear inducing ending.

  • Horror Rises from the Tomb

    Horror Rises from the Tomb

    It’s been like two days since I watched it and I can’t remember a damn thing about it.

  • The Killer Must Kill Again

    The Killer Must Kill Again

    Well I watched it.

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    Toni Collette dancing at an uninterested Jamie Lee Curtis? I felt that.

  • Them That Follow

    Them That Follow

    That shot of Olivia Colman’s face when the thing with her sons arm is happening ? That. Like her cheeks alone are fantastic actors.

  • Frozen II

    Frozen II

    An impromptu viewing. 

    Had couple hours to kill between movies yesterday (was meant to go shopping but couldn’t face the ever growing crowds in town) so popped in to see this again when my previous movie finished. 

    Elsa still be gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈

  • Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    Right so we have this on dvd, the Xmas prezzies are on top of that box with it in, so yeah we watched it online. Whatever.

    This was from the You Pick, I Watch list which the wife has taken full advantage of by putting her movies she wants to watch on. 

    Also, “Final Jam” like there’s only two movies though.

    And there was so many big teethy grins in this it hurt my head, 

       Though I did like…