God tier me: David Lynch isn't as clever as he thinks he is. This is lowkey homophobic.
Shit tier me: this is a fucking masterpiece
Billie Jean King: *has sex with a girl for the first time*
Me: god I wish that were me
Billie Jean King: *drives down the California coast, flirting with the girl she likes, wind in their hair, listening to music*
Me: god I wish...
Billie Jean King: *holds that girl's hand, kisses her tenderly*