Tonally off and weirdly optimistic/naive, but Miller knows how to get a lot of bang for his buck and delivers a movie that rarely stops moving.

Ludicrous without being fun, and for some reason McG is unable to allow a single moment of quiet in the film -- there's nonstop music and songs and yapping and Japanese fetish antics. It's just not good.

There's a fantastic 90-minute movie in THE LAST JEDI anchored by raw emotion, thrilling action, and some beautiful story beats.

Unfortunately, it's trapped in a 150-minute running time.

8-10 year olds will probably love it. Dumb 8-10 year olds.