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  • The Hitman's Bodyguard

    The Hitman's Bodyguard

    ★★½

    Some laughs, some fun action. It's fine.

  • Pet Sematary II

    Pet Sematary II

    Every time I wonder why Mary Lambert isn't a bigger name in horror I remember the absolute garbage that is this sequel to her fantastic original.

    She still deserves another shot though.

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    ★½

    8-10 year olds will probably love it. Dumb 8-10 year olds.

  • Non-Stop

    Non-Stop

    ★★½

    I really liked that one red herring.
    No, not that one. The other one.
    Nope, a different one.
    No, the one that came before that one.
    No.
    No.
    Nope.
    Wrong.
    No.
    Not it, but that was a good one too.
    Nope.
    Ha, no.
    No.
    No, I didn't fall for that one.
    Nope.
    No.
    Not even close.
    No.
    Who was that again? Oh, no.
    No.
    Nah.
    No you dumb shit, are you even trying?
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Nope.
    Yes! That's the one.