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ranking movies by the size of my boner

not even sorry for some of these

  • Song of Love

    1

  • Scorpio Rising

    2

  • Double Indemnity

    3

  • The Devils

    4

  • Theorem

    5

  • Purple Noon

    6

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    7

  • Crash

    8

  • Le Samouraï

    9

  • Possession

    10

  • Belle de Jour

    11

  • The Fan

    12

  • Pink Narcissus

    13

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    14

  • Cruising

    15

  • Blue Velvet

    16

  • Videodrome

    17

  • Bay of Angels

    18

  • An American Werewolf in London

    19

  • Call Me by Your Name

    20

  • Shame

    21

  • Model Shop

    22