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  • Spider-Man 2
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

  • Constantine

    ★★★★★

  • The House with a Clock in Its Walls

    ★★★½

  • Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★½

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    The best live action Spider-Man film in 14 years.

  • Constantine

    Constantine

    ★★★★★

    Constantine (2005)
    Starring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf, Djimon Hounsou, Max Parker, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Gavin Rossdale, Tilda Swinton, Peter Stormare, Jesse Ramirez, José Zúñiga, April Grace, Larry Cedar, Francis Guinan, Suzanne Whang, Jhoanna Trias, Alice Lo, and Nicholas Downs
    Directed By: Francis Lawerence
    Review
    HELL WANTS HIM, HEAVEN WON’T TAKE HIM, EARTH NEEDS HIM.
    Hello kiddies your pal the Crypt Critic here with a comic book horror film, something that's quite rare these days despite how many comic…

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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★

    Se7en(1995)
    Starring:Brad Pitt,Morgan Freeman,Gwyenth Paltrow, John C. McGinly and Kevin Spacey
    Directed By:David Fincher
    Review
    SEVEN DEADLY SINS. SEVEN WAYS TO DIE.
    Hello Kiddies your pal the crypt-critic here to bring a film that everyone was talking about the first two weeks of shocktober/hooptober. Everyone's talked about this film and how great it is,so I don't feel there is much for me to say.
    Two cops(Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman)track a brilliant and elusive killer who orchestrates a string of…

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

    Gone Girl(2014)
    Starring: Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Tyler Perry,Neil Patrick Harris,Missi Pyle,Patrick Fugit,Kim Dickens,Casey Wilson,Kathleen Rose Perkins,Emily Ratajkowski, Scoot McNairy, Boyd Holbrook,Lola Kirke,and Carrie Coon
    Directed By:David Fincher
    Review
    YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT 'TIL IT'S...
    If you think this FIncher's best film well your not wrong,but I think your brain is gone. I personally will always put Benjamin Button(2008)over his latest film.
    Gone Girl is the story about Nick who comes home one day and his wife is…