This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Portrait of a Lady on Fire? More like Portrait of me fucking crying.

she really was like: “i might have been in prison for 13 years but i am not going to let that ruin my skin and hair care routine” and honestly i respect it

I can’t tell if this would be better without the knowledge that Scorsese took every good element of this and mastered it in later films but i guess i’ll never know!

Noah Centineo has his own brand of acting, I cannot explain it but it just makes me uncomfortable

most of these boys probably run twitter accounts dedicated to hating brie larson