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  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★★

    I cannot put into words everything this film makes me feel. It’s this beautiful and strange and just all around incredible experience that I can genuinely say I’ve never felt before. It’s this perfectly encapsulation of that place in life when you’re still trying to just MAKE IT in life, you’re not quite a teenager anymore but you’re also not in a full on career yet, you’re just sorta.... existing. 

    The film is filled with sharp edges and imperfections but…

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire? More like Portrait of me fucking crying.

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  • Le Bonheur

    Le Bonheur

    ★★★★½

    Why does the lead look like Bill Hader if Bill Hader was attractive?

  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy

    ★★★★★

    Shia, Noah, Lucas and Alma, can I hug you all?

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  • 1917

    1917

    ★★★★

    The rat saved the day in Avengers: Endgame then turned on us in 1917

  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “What’s in the box???”

    Oh no, it’s Goop™ founder Gywneth Paltrow !!