fapm has written 7 reviews for films rated .

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    This movie sucks. Everything about this movie sucks.

    I don't understand how they could make races so boring and slow.

    Oh and by the way, the main guy, Sean, can go fuck himself, what a bland, emontionless, pretentious and stupid prick.

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


  • Malevolent


    So boring it hurts

  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    It tried to be the european 50 Shades of Grey and its was a great success:

    It has the same bad story (or the lack of)

    It has the same bad acting

    It has the same lack of chemestry between the main characters

    It has the same unerotic sex scenes

    It has the same bad writing

    It has the same laughable diologue


    This whole thing felt like a cringy perfume comercial and it was honestly painfull to watch, I've…

  • Gretel & Hansel

    Gretel & Hansel

    Why the artsy aproach? This tale is perfect for a horror movie but this is just bad. Very bad and boring!

    The good news is that this film is probably the best cure against insomnia.

    Such a disapointment...

  • Mine


    I was curious on how could a film about a soldier standing on a mine be interesting and entertaining, so I gave this one a shot.

    Well, spoiler, it's neither. This is a slow and boring movie and I didn't find any redeming feature in it.

    AVOID stepping on this movie.

  • The Tunnel

    The Tunnel

    Found footage horror that doesn't do anything new to the sub genre. Nothing more than screams, black screen, and some flickery camera work.
    Turned the brightness all the way up in my screen and still didn't see nothing.
    Can't recommend this one unfortunately.