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2 Fast 2 Furious 2003
Worst than the first one. The villain was a joke. The whole cartel consisted in 2 goons and the boss. Pathetic.
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Doctor Sleep 2019
Why is this a The Shining sequel?
I bet Stephen King started to write the book and later thought "Hey! I can fit a Shining sequel in here".
The reason? I have no clue. Being Stephen King, he doesn't need cheap tricks like these to sell.
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I watched the director cut and the movie itself was nothing special. The whole gas smoking freakshow was really lame. They were somekind of "Gods" as they describe themselves, but immediately die…
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The Mortuary Collection 2019
Such a disappointment...
This comedy horror anthology (kinda since there is a main story) has it's style and funny moments.
The start wasn't great and I was waiting for it to get better but unfortunately it didn't.
Some short storys are better than the others, but ultimately I was never into any of them.
It's sad because I was expecting alot better. Oh well...
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Sputnik 2020
Why does this movie is called Sputnik? It has nothing to do with that!!
This is a russian slow sci-fi horror/thriller and it promised alot. unfortunately felt really short in my expectations.
The plot was unoriginal (i'm looking at you Alien) and it became boring midway through the film.
At least, the CGI was decent and served it's purpose.
The end should've been 10 minutes short because the son storyline felt completely unnecessary.
Unfortunate.
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Fantasy Island 2020
This re-imagening of the Fantasy Island series could've had much more success if the plot was better and smarter, without so many plot holes.
The potencial was there, but I guess the lazy writing screw it. -
Howl's Moving Castle 2004
This was the first Studio Ghibli film I've ever saw.
Technically, the animation is beautiful, stylish and very well made. It felt like a fever dream at some parts.
But unfortunately, for me, it's just it. The pace is unbearably slow, confusing and filled with plot holes.
The story itself became uninteresting and I couldn't care less about what happens next, I just wanted to end as quick as possible.
I know this movie is considered a masterpiece for some and it's ok. It's just not my type of film.
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The Borderlands 2013
If this is found footage, how did they found the footage? After the ending I don't see how anyone could recover the tapes!
Anyway, this movie is kinda meh, not much going on, some moving objects in the church, some random tunnels, and nothing pays off in the end.
I was expecting better, but I can't recomend this one sadly.
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