fapm has written 13 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Into the Grizzly Maze

    Into the Grizzly Maze

    ★★

    Anyone else rooting for the bear?

  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast 2 Furious

    ★★

    Worst than the first one. The villain was a joke. The whole cartel consisted in 2 goons and the boss. Pathetic.

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

    ★★

    Why is this a The Shining sequel?

    I bet Stephen King started to write the book and later thought "Hey! I can fit a Shining sequel in here".

    The reason? I have no clue. Being Stephen King, he doesn't need cheap tricks like these to sell.

    SPOILERS AHEAD:

    I watched the director cut and the movie itself was nothing special. The whole gas smoking freakshow was really lame. They were somekind of "Gods" as they describe themselves, but immediately die…

  • The Cave

    The Cave

    ★★

    Could've been decent if it wasn't edited by a ten years old.

  • The Boat

    The Boat

    ★★

    Kept me interested in the story at the beginning but ended up being Rubber where the tire is a boat.

    It left me with more questions than answers I don't care for.

  • The Mortuary Collection

    The Mortuary Collection

    ★★

    Such a disappointment...

    This comedy horror anthology (kinda since there is a main story) has it's style and funny moments.

    The start wasn't great and I was waiting for it to get better but unfortunately it didn't.

    Some short storys are better than the others, but ultimately I was never into any of them.

    It's sad because I was expecting alot better. Oh well...

  • Awoken

    Awoken

    ★★

    Feels like the first christian horror movie ever made.

    As bland as it can be.

    Couple of cool death scenes.

    Definitely not worth your time my dearest friends.

  • Sputnik

    Sputnik

    ★★

    Why does this movie is called Sputnik? It has nothing to do with that!!

    This is a russian slow sci-fi horror/thriller and it promised alot. unfortunately felt really short in my expectations.

    The plot was unoriginal (i'm looking at you Alien) and it became boring midway through the film.

    At least, the CGI was decent and served it's purpose.

    The end should've been 10 minutes short because the son storyline felt completely unnecessary.

    Unfortunate.

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island

    ★★

    This re-imagening of the Fantasy Island series could've had much more success if the plot was better and smarter, without so many plot holes.
    The potencial was there, but I guess the lazy writing screw it.

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★

    This was the first Studio Ghibli film I've ever saw.

    Technically, the animation is beautiful, stylish and very well made. It felt like a fever dream at some parts.

    But unfortunately, for me, it's just it. The pace is unbearably slow, confusing and filled with plot holes.

    The story itself became uninteresting and I couldn't care less about what happens next, I just wanted to end as quick as possible.

    I know this movie is considered a masterpiece for some and it's ok. It's just not my type of film.

  • The Borderlands

    The Borderlands

    ★★

    If this is found footage, how did they found the footage? After the ending I don't see how anyone could recover the tapes!

    Anyway, this movie is kinda meh, not much going on, some moving objects in the church, some random tunnels, and nothing pays off in the end.

    I was expecting better, but I can't recomend this one sadly.

  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    ★★

    It has a few funny moments but the plot ruins it all with a boring, uninteresting and unoriginal drug conspiracy.