Just a total screamer for all things horror, erotic thriller, and pro-wrestling related.
Perception is my only reality.
A blind perception, an unseen reality, a bird and its multiple colors, nightly cries through the vent, abusive couple next door, Madelaine Petsch can't see shit, confined in the blue comfort of the not-Ritz, and the hellish struggles of lifestyle transition for the newly blinded; Sightless makes an intriguing effort out of its subjective, unreliable narrator storytelling and delivers a few worthy shocks as part of the high-concept package that resembles a unique mix of…
Love Hard 2021
The pen is mightier than the penis.
Is Die Hard the best Christmas movie of all time?, I still stand by Rick Grimes proclaiming his love to a married Keira Knightley literally behind Mordo's back to be some creepy shit, old Judd Apatow stuff but in the 2020's, McGproducer's stamps all over, a "way-out-of-her-leauge" catfisher's wet dream, chunky personality vs ripped physique, a lover no-go for the Christmas denier, Nina Dobrev being quietly insane, and one huffed and puffed up…
Semper Fi, motherfucker!
Cheesy, violent and badass - supported by the ruthless performances of The Rock (back when he actually tried) and Karl Urban, crafted with the orange-blue aesthetic of early 2000s blockbuster filter of horror-adventure like no other. Hell Knights, space zombies, a mutated monster in wheelchair, a cool first-person shooter that leads right to a brutal duking between two psychotic superhumans; all around simply awesome synthesis of hard-hitting action and visceral, Aliens-esque horror, both further reinforced by some dedicated practical effects of its time. Unsatisfied video game fans can make another Doom movie for themselves but this...this is my Doom.
Mortal Kombat 2021
You fucking beauty!
As a major fan of the games, I was fucking stoked when this was first announced. Genuinely thought this was going to be directed by James Wan and boy, was I hyped to see a cheesefest of awesome martial arts action and corny characters plus dialogue overkill extravaganza. Then when the first trailer dropped and by which then I looked at the description list and actually noted who the director was, a debuting filmmaker by the name…