The only thing I'll remember is Paul Dano repeatedly calling Adam Sandler a skinny human.
I think this was a case where the concept is much more exciting than the actual execution. Dramatic Sandler in space with a talking spider voiced by Dano? For sure, I wanna see that. Sadly though, I thought this was a dreary bore that didn't have enough momentum to drive the barebones plot forward. It was a completely empty experience. I like it when Sandler goes the serious route, but they can't all be winners and this proves it for me. I'll be forgetting most of this movie by tomorrow.