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  • Into the Woods

    Into the Woods


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    While this film was not terrible, it wasn't amazing either. The story and amazing cast were all there however this film really lacked in memorability in terms of visuals and a score that really falls short.

    When I watch a film set predominantly in a forest located in a fairy tale kingdom, I want to actually feel the enchantment and magic leap out from the screen. Instead I received a drab and uninspiring set that seriously lacked any sort of…

  • Collateral Beauty

    Collateral Beauty


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I paid to watch this steaming pile of "can we have an Oscar please?" I was under the impression that the characters of 'Time', 'Love' and 'Death' were legitimately ethereal beings in the form of people. However instead of what I expected of a whimsy, heart warming Christmas movie, I got 3 washed up actors who portray 'Love', 'Time' and 'Death' who are paid to make our protagonist, portrayed by Will Smith, to look like an absolute nut case to…

  • The Help

    The Help


    Definitely worth a watch, depicts the life of African american women in the 1960's. While this is a difficult subject to breach they play it off with tasteful humour.