Now I remember why I used to say "how 'bout a bumper sandwich, booger lips" as a kid, out loud, hitting my action figures repeatedly with Hot Wheels cars.
Yes I was an only child, why do you ask?
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The Great Satan At Large 1991
Peak Gen X, Feral House Publishing-ass, GG Allin thanking, transgressive sleaze for sleaze sake. I learned that God looks like Ted V. Mikels and didn't create shoulder-pads so I'm glad I watched.
I miss public access so fucking much. Years ago there was a two hour block on Acadiana Open Channel that I tried to catch whenever I could. It kicked off with a show by a guy named Col. Tom who just sat at a card table in military…
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DEDICATED TO 20 YEARS OF (TONY IOMMI) BLACK SABBATH
I haven't been on here much lately. I haven't been watching many movies lately, so it follows. I've felt divorced from my interests. Watching a movie felt daunting. I just couldn't choose, or I couldn't be bothered at all. Then today I got some news that made me feel like shit. Small in the grand scheme of things, but just enough to really twist the knife ya know? And I said…
