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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Out of the Blue
  • Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood
  • The Last Movie

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  • Ernest Scared Stupid

  • Flux Gourmet

  • Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • The Great Satan At Large

    The Great Satan At Large

    Peak Gen X, Feral House Publishing-ass, GG Allin thanking, transgressive sleaze for sleaze sake. I learned that God looks like Ted V. Mikels and didn't create shoulder-pads so I'm glad I watched.

    I miss public access so fucking much. Years ago there was a two hour block on Acadiana Open Channel that I tried to catch whenever I could. It kicked off with a show by a guy named Col. Tom who just sat at a card table in military…

  • Things

    Things

    DEDICATED TO 20 YEARS OF (TONY IOMMI) BLACK SABBATH

    I haven't been on here much lately. I haven't been watching many movies lately, so it follows. I've felt divorced from my interests. Watching a movie felt daunting. I just couldn't choose, or I couldn't be bothered at all. Then today I got some news that made me feel like shit. Small in the grand scheme of things, but just enough to really twist the knife ya know? And I said…