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  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious

    ★★

    First 20 or so minutes are a masterpiece, the plotting weakens after that, culminating in some of the worst CGI composited at this budget level to date.

  • Slaughterhouse

    Slaughterhouse

    ★★★

    Pretty impressed by the moodiness of this Texas Chainsaw Massacre-lite tbh; dumb (obvs) but the darkness really cuts through when it needs to. Prefer this to the goofiness of, say, some of Troma's lesser output.

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  • The Red Turtle

    The Red Turtle

    ★★★

    Pretty similar to my experience fucking a turtle tbh

  • Thought Crimes

    Thought Crimes

    ★★★

    The best part of this documentary is that the Cannibal Cop is constantly preparing food.