Oozes with toxic Seagal energy, dude seems like a nightmare to work with - one particularly weird scene where Tom Arnold (the worst part of this movie) and Seagal clearly aren't in the room together. Seagal is slimmer here but the fight choreography sucks. RIP DMX.

At least it means well and isn't cynical - wish it was better; tbh, I think I'm more in favour of just killing your rapist.

2 stars for Stars are Blind.

Pretty similar to my experience fucking a turtle tbh

The best part of this documentary is that the Cannibal Cop is constantly preparing food.