★★ Watched 25 May, 2019
First 20 or so minutes are a masterpiece, the plotting weakens after that, culminating in some of the worst CGI composited at this budget level to date.
★★★ Watched 25 May, 2019
Pretty impressed by the moodiness of this Texas Chainsaw Massacre-lite tbh; dumb (obvs) but the darkness really cuts through when it needs to. Prefer this to the goofiness of, say, some of Troma's lesser output.
★★★ Watched 17 Jun, 2016
Pretty similar to my experience fucking a turtle tbh
★★★ Watched 19 Aug, 2015 2
The best part of this documentary is that the Cannibal Cop is constantly preparing food.