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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

  • Halloween Kills

  • Halloween

    ★★★

  • Halloween II

    ★★★★

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    A pure devolution. What the blay. I was so hyped. Disappointed.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★★

    Wow. Elevated. Rob has elevated Halloween. If only they gave him a pentology! Rob wins the reboot wars. H20 is pretty great. And 4 & 5, pure loomis vessels. Wish Rob milked loomis a bit more, more milk. Hot. So hot.

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    I’ve read some of the low reviews for this. Tbh nothing has me so fizzing since walking out of a special screening for marienbad... wait... I felt pretty awesome walking out of lost highway too... anyway you’ll feel good walking out I’m sure, but apparently some people felt robbed of plot and characters to love, fuck, this is a fuck fest, I don’t see what all the confusion is? Nolan is fucking you and it feels good! For the first time in my life I can say with no shame whatsoever, I fuck with Nolan, I love Nolan? Wtf.

  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    ★★½

    Not sure why I started at 4... alas.