This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
What with the Conan remake coming out, I'm reminded that, even though I probably shouldn't, I LOVE Conan the Destroyer, the second of the two original Conan films starring Arnie.
Exhibit A: Grace Jones. Fierce as hell, and funny. I love her removable metal head-plate she uses to head-butt people!
Exhibit B: The score. EPIC. No subtleties belong in this movie! I particularly love the score during the huge battle at the end.
Exhibit C: A virgin sacrifice that isn't…