Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cobweb 2023

  ★★½ Watched 16 Sep 2023

  legit scares & a really enticing set-up but has no idea how to carry that through the story's pay-off. it ended & i was like, wait, that's it??? idk, the pieces don't connect. still a decent amount to dig & worth seeing. love w/e wavelength caplan was on

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  ★★½ Watched 15 Sep 2023

  no hard feelings has a really solid script & two excellent performances but is so horribly directed and edited with zero sense of timing or pacing within scenes. could have been something, but at least its strengths carry it through. nude jennifer lawrence performing a suplex on a teen is just incredible tho.

Popular reviews

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  Halloween Kills 2021

  ★ Watched 15 Oct 2021 4

  halloween kills feels like jamie lee curtis passed away 6 days into filming & they were forced to fill out the film on the fly. mind-numbingly stupid. so much going on, yet nothing going on & it all feels unrelated. "michael myers is the anger that divides us" is an actual line in this lmao

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  Funeral Parade of Roses 1969

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2018

  i think maybe movies peaked with this movie